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Don't Shit Your Pants Don't Shit Your Pants

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 27, 2010

Sweet

I consider this the new standard for excellence in all contexts.


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Lazer Cat Episode 1 Lazer Cat Episode 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 16, 2010

Very Nice

The animation is excellent and the idea of Lazer Cats is really funny. However, I think you would have really hit it out of the park if the audio was better. It seemed to me like it was playing catch up the whole time. The audio certainly wasn't bad though so it shouldn't be too difficult to bring it up to par with the animation.

Don't change your animation style. It's fluid and really cool. Also it kinda reminds me of the action scenes in Superjail.


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Hippolyta Hippolyta

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 11, 2010

Very Excellent

This game is really, really awesome. It's challenging, the art is beautiful, and the sounds and voices are very well done. Also there's some slight boob action too which I approve of.


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Air Pressure Air Pressure

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 8, 2010

Depressing

This is an excellent game. The only problem I have with it is that it makes me depressed knowing that I haven't met anyone I can have a relationship with. However, the character feels better by the end and that gives me a good feeling. I wish there were more games like this.



Icycle Icycle

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 20, 2009

Awesome

This is one of those games that I consider art. Of course the actual art community wouldn't agree because games can't possibly be art because you get to enjoy it.

Anyways, everything about the game was excellent. I would love to see a sequel.



Level Up! Level Up!

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2009

Very Awesome

I love this game. Everything about it is awesome except for the glitches. Normally I'd take points off a game review for glitches like the ones in this game but I enjoy it too much to give it anything other than a 10. It's obvious that the glitches are being fixed too so no big deal. I can't wait for the next one too.


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Communist in Space Communist in Space

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 16, 2009

Ridiculous

This game is completely ridiculous but I love it. Probably the best game about a Soviet Cosmonaut ever made. Also that face he makes after the missiles start flying is completely hilarious. I've played this game like a million times because it makes me laugh everytime I play it.


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Glass Fish Rhythm Glass Fish Rhythm

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 15, 2009

Love it.

Great game. I suck at it apparently since it took me forever to beat but I really enjoyed the gameplay, art, and especially the music. The ending was very touching also. I'd like to see a sequel of some sort to this. Maybe with a bird or something.

I think the people who are giving low ratings either suck at games entirely or are incapable of appreciating anything that poses a challenge. So this game isn't for them. If you are one of these people, please reconsider how you rate games like this in the future. Even nearly impossible games deserve a good rating if it's still a quality game.



Cell shot Cell shot

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 11, 2009

Great Game

Really great game. Nice graphics. Great gameplay. I just wish there were more levels so I could get all the upgrades. I got most of them. Maybe an infinite play mode would be cool. Other than that it was an excellent game.


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Miami Shark Miami Shark

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 8, 2009

Wow

This game was so brutal that it made my balls drop even lower than they were before. I respectfully agree with that statement.


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